You might be an alcoholic if . . .

. . . you put a DUI lawyer's phone number on the speed dial of your cell phone. Believe it or not, a DUI lawyer in San Antonio is encouraging this in one of his radio commercials. If this seems like a good idea to you . . . that it might be something you could use . . . in all sincerity and compasssion, see a counselor to assess the possibility that you are alcoholic. You are taking too many risks with yourself and with others on the road.